BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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