She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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