I think my vagina is haunted
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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