WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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