Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The best revenge is premature balding
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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