still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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