i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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