i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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