So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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