rhymes with "ouble enetration"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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