I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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