he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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