Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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