I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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