New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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