Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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