Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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