So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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