Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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