What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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