Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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