Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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