my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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