the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
