i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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