I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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