Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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We left an ass print on the piano.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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