Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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