There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
