one two three fourrrrnication!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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