He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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