Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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