I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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