worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
how drunk are you?
Several
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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