She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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