Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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