He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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