Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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