Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
