She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
