Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
