I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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