Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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