i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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