Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just cut my nipple shaving
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
my liver is dry heaving
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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