i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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