his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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