awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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