i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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