Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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