Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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