Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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