her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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