i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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