you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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